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Safe and Sound [SNK edition]
Kathulhu / Kathulhu's rewrites

shingekinomorefeels:

shingeki2spooky:

hey guys !! you really liked the jeanmarco song (or not lliked, depending but yknow it was a good not like i mean apparently i made hundred of y’all cry so) once again the lyric credits go to the fabulous Dave!! aahhh alright ive babbled long enough so here you go!!! 

LYRICS:

i remember tears streaming down your face

when you begged me not to let you go

when all those people said you had to die

i remember you said “don’t let them take me heichou”

so i said that i’d kill them if they tried

just close your eyes

oh eren please calm down 

you’ll be alright

as long as i’m around

whatever they decide

i’ll make sure you’re safe and sound

don’t you dare look out your window

darling they’re still shouting “fire”

the tug-of-war over you keeps raging on

hold on to my hand tonight

even when the shouting’s done

done

just close your eyes

oh eren please calm down

you’ll be alright

as long as i’m around

whatever they decide

i’ll make sure you’re safe and sound

Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh

Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh

just close your eyes

you’ll be alright

whatever they decide

i’ll make sure you’re safe and sound

Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh

Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh

i have legit been crying for about 20 minutes now

why

(Source: domeren)

27,025 plays

brightness level: selfie 

Summary of Romeo and Juliet

romeo: im so sad

romeo: ill never be happy

romeo: a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH

romeo: WHO DAT

romeo: SHE GOT DA BOOTY

romeo: imma dance with her

romeo: *dancin wit teh juliet*

juliet: dafuq are you

romeo: shh *kiss*

juliet: :oo

*party over*

romeo: AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE

romeo: LADY

romeo: HEY LADY

juliet: OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU

romeo: yeah its me hey wanna get married

juliet: dont you think its too soon

romeo: idk

juliet: brb

romeo: k

juliet: HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW

romeo: AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS

*next day*

rome and juli: FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:

friar: idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY

romeo: yeh

friar: ok fine ur married

rome and juli: yaaaay

*some time later*

tybalt: WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO

mercutio: excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that

tybalt: shut up mercutio *stab*

mercutio: WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*

romeo: hnnn

tybalt: ....

romeo HNNN

tybalt: ...

romeo: hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*

tybalt: oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*

prince: ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting

romeo: i sorry

prince: no ur banished

romeo: HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME

romeo: *runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*

friar: no i have plan just go to mantua ok

romeo: k *leaves*

juliet: FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF

friar: NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together

juliet: ok

juliet: *goes home and drinks potion*

nurse: hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

lady capulet: wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people

nurse: k

juliet: *in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*

romeo's servant: AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA

romeo's servant: JULIET'S DEAD

romeo: WHAT

romeo: WHAaaAaaaT

romeo: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING

romeo: *buys potion*

romeo: *breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*

romeo: oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead

romeo: but im sure she is

romeo: *kiss juliet*

romeo: *drinks poison*

romeo: he ded

juliet: *yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ

juliet: IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME

juliet: HE DED

juliet: *grabs sword and stabs herself*

oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough

friar: *comes in cell*

friar: uh oh

prince: WHAT DIS

CAPULET: WHAT DIS

LADY CAPULET: WHAT DIS

MONTAGUE: WHAT DIS

CApULET: *strokes montagues face* brother

memosfromlevi:

the13thcommander:

commander-nation:

memosfromlevi:

the13thcommander:

memosfromlevi:

People who hate on Erwin Smith for making Levi join the Survey Corps but forget to mention he joined TO FUCKING KILL ERWIN.

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People who hate on Erwin Smith at all

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People.

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Nicolas Cage

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Bees

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Erwin Smith

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(Source: memosfromlevigraveyard, via mimiwillruletheworld)

thefirebendingtitanshifter:

j michael tatum is erwin smith and this was the first thing that came to mind

thefirebendingtitanshifter:

j michael tatum is erwin smith and this was the first thing that came to mind

(via stoned-levi)